starstruckrocketship replied to your post: MY TUMBLR IS RUINED.
O:
FUCKING SUCKS
When I smile with teeth:
EXPECTATIONS:
REALITY:
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How do you expect kids to listen to their parents when..
Tarzan lives half naked,
Cinderella comes home at midnight,
Aladdin is the king of thieves,
Pinocchio lies all the time,
Batman drives at 200 mph,
Sleeping Beauty is lazy,
and Snow White lives with 7 guys.
- We shouldn’t be surprised when kids misbehave, they get it from their story book.
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When it’s almost your turn to present your project in front of the class:
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lol im on my own dash
whos this ugly faggot?~
get inside me and make me scream oh my god asdjnk;adajscnfhd’vfdvhfd
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Do you mind if I become your best friend and help you defeat the most powerful dark wizard of all time and introduce you to my family that will make you meet your future soulmate?
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It’s funny how on tumblr, we let strangers read about our lives,
but we keep secrets from our closest friends.
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That awkward moment when you’re in a room full of people who aren’t from tumblr
And you’re just sitting there like:
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